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Snuff Films introduces himself as a serial killer.

He talks excitedly about worshiping satan and claims he is also a descendant of cannibals.  His delusions are confirmed when he is convinced JJ and he were in Prison together.  JJ welcomes a passerby to join them in their conversation about murder.  They politely decline and continue on their way.

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JJ RECEIVES IRL DONO AND MEETS A SERIAL KILLER.

JJ’s walking stream has turned into a sprint.  He spots two figures in the distance.  He runs up to two men walking along the deserted streets of Miami.  It is in the early hours and the moonlight radiates upon the three of them.  JJ offers them a dollar each to live stream with him.  “Please, take my last two dollars,” JJ says.  The man says he cannot accept JJ’s money but offers him a magic trick instead.  He asks JJ to close his eyes and places some money into JJ’s hand.  JJ places the money into his pocket and runs to his next encounter.

JJ IS GIVEN AN IRL DONO

JJ’s SPONGE BOB WALLET

JJ explores the back streets of Miami and is aggressively met with a voice warning JJ to leave the area promptly.  Something is thrown at him and he runs away from this immediate threat.  JJ then spots a couple of individuals who are less fortunate than him and generously gives the money he received earlier to them.  In return for his kindness, JJ is rewarded with a can of mace lying on the side of the street.  He runs to his next encounter and meets Snuff Films.

JJ IS BLESSED WITH A FULL CAN OF MACE

JJ finds treasure among the bushes.

The average number of steps in between JJ’s encounters: 24